(Source: mark-ruffalos, via scarlettjo)

i decided that since i didn’t write the essay i was supposed to write, i might as well just not go to class. senior year got me all kinds of fucked up

So yesterday at work my store’s samsung rep was telling me that he was over at another best buy and Jared padalecki was there and they were just like hanging out and fuck living in austin has never been more stressful

I was gonna spend the night with my boyfriend last night but like I was half asleep and someone walked into the room and was just standing there watching us then left and I was like nuh uh nope I’m out bye


kubriq:

American Horror Story: Freak Show - Episode Titles

(via deansmuffin)

haliasjane:

inbetweenfictionandreality:

"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."

                                                                                            A novel by me

"I read the whole series in less than two days, and now can’t separate the events of individual books" the thrilling sequel

(via ohthewhomanity)

ughfawn:

17000dollarballpit:

I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick

OH MY GOD I FEEL THIS SO DEEPLY

(Source: okdoufingerurself, via toshiko-sato)

Omfg my professor was just asking us to search something and some guy was using Siri and Siri was like “I’m sorry, Dirty Bitch, I could not find what you were looking for.”

I WAITED AN HOUR TO USE THIS JOKE

d-o-r-ia-n:

never trust anyone who doesn’t think leonard mccoy is a vital member of the enterprise crew

they are weak and will not survive the winter

(via xletthefireburntheicex)


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