timelordblogging:

allofmylovetess:

dlubes:

clarknokent:

You know she regrets this lmao

watch the whole video. no way she does.

It’s your juicy jewel of flavor, Ring Pop!

WATCH THE FUCKING VIDEO

brinepools:

reasons I can relate to a possum:

-tired & unkempt, smells weird
-emotions ranging from “displeased” to “existential scream”
-no work ethic
-lies around looking dead when overwhelmed
-will eat trash & live amongst trash if left to own devices
-sometimes you feel bad and feed it a sandwich

(via short-circuited-chameleon)

jasonttodd:

im a lil drunk and someone hit me in the head with a beer bottle but im all good

I started reading this to the tune of need you now by lady antebellum and got so confused

a brief summary of the bullshit I have to put up with in class

cleffairie:

i feel like once you were emo in middle school youre low key emo for the rest of your life, like you could be 20 in the middle of college wearing uggs or whatever but once you hear the first key to the black parade/i write sins/sugar we’re going down you sprout an imaginary fringe and start yelling your lungs out like its 2007 all over again

(via phoney-beatlemania)

andthus:

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

l

(Source: 666clit, via melliferousmouth)

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

(via enchantment-passing-through)

As your girlfriend, I will make it my duty to turn you on at the most inappropriate of times.

(Source: whotoldyouu, via rotu8ke-rotu8ke)


(Source: kyle-selinas, via scarlettjo)


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